SUNDAY: 2026 EPISODE ONE | CLOBBERING PULSE ON THEIR 50TH ANNI | TEMU FOE NOOBS FARMED AT DITCH

**Solvoc** · January 4

01/04/2026: On this glorious Sunday, the Eruption of Pures pulled 107 shooters deep to celebrate the first Sunday trip of 2026. Trump captured Maduro, Nvidia market cap surpassed Canada's GDP, and EoP put belt2ass on 100 Pulse zoggies on their 50th Anniversary. As we patiently waited for Pulse to finish their nooby speech, we Pillaged and Plundered their entire clan immediately upon login. After the first clear, and 15 of their members rage quitting, they held a regroup at Varrock Ditch, where they squatted for the remainder of the trip. After many beggings from Jesse, and no clan coming to help Pulse, EoP swept in and farmed the fuck out of them at ditch until they broke. Important to note, and embarrassing to mention, Unwanted, PoT, and LY all cancelled their first Sunday trip of 2026.