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We easily massed up 115 Pirates to take on the dweebs of DF3 & their nutriders, only to find panicked dogs with tails tucked who'd run or tele each time we chased them. What started as a 200-man OPEN Anti-EoP FC, has quickly dwindled down to a 40-man spy infested mass. 😅 - Unfortunately for them, their "allies" forsake their lost cause and bent the knee one by one. All that yap in their safe spaces just to be spy hit back-to-back; from Al Kharid to CA, from Rune rocks to getting Gwas balled on 50s before finally being forced to bank stand while we stood in a 100+ Man Fall in at CA, daring anyone to fight us. Their leaders will cosplay and say they live for this shit, but we stole their fun, we stole their hut and now we're stealing their Alliance. Maybe next week they'll fight back? 🙈

Reached out to RoT for a F2P fight since F2P on pures is dead + anti eop dead as fuck and avoiding fights at all cost. EoP Starting: 81 EoP Ending: 92 The fight began inside of GDZ and remained competitive throughout, with both clans getting spams off the screen the whole fight, we battled for 1h15 minutes clean & uncrashed and then both clans took their endings & peaced out. Ty for action RoT

easy rim for eop

eop rims again

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY FOR THE DEVIOUS BAD BOY NAKED PIRATES. WE HAPPENED TO BE PATROLLING ARDOUND THE WILDERNESS IN 1 ITEM WHEN INFESTED RANDOMLY TELEPORTED INTO OUR GDZ HUT. WE IMMEDIATELY GWASSED THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. AFTER CRIP WALKING ALL OVER THEIR DEAD BODIES, THEY STARTED PULLING EAST TO NEWGATE WHERE WAS GWASSED THEM AGAIN. THEIR LAST ATTEMPT AT RUNNING WAS PORTING DOWN AT 50S WHERE WE GWASSED THEM ONE LAST TIME BEFORE THEY CALLED IT QUITS. HOLY SHIT THEY ARE BAD! 📸

These clans will never learn! Today, we massed our Psychotic Pirates up for an early GMT buffet after our unmatchable network got word that Legashit and PoT attempted to have a mini war in our wilderness. Within minutes of multiple fight resets, we ended each fight with minimum effort. We feel bad for the members who got left behind when the rest of their 7 man pulls ran away! Shortly after giving the noobs a swift belt2ass treatment, we heard Unwanted massed up in our wilderness without a signed permission slip from the Mothership. They tried to crash a pkri between other clans, but failed miserably when we bounced them out of the club. With a low pull, and dog shit quality, anything they tried resorted to them endind. Lastly, during the EST timezone, we sniffed Legashit, PoT/RKO shared members tried to mass up to crash another pkri. They thought they could 1 item in our wilderness, so we YOINKED the noobs for multiple items! WHAT A SHIT DAY TO BE ANTI-EOP

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A lot of less deserving people have been given second chances in EoP. I welcome you back with open arms, son.

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Today, Eruption of Pures pulled 81 pirates to take on the so-called "Anti-EOP alliance" Spoiler alert: They got farmed. Not sure what they were expecting, but EOP's display of pure dominance. We crashed their first fight and ended it almost instantly. From there, we sat around patiently waiting for Unwanted Red to stop getting bullied by his black wife and actually lead his alliance. 💤 Eventually, Anti-EOP grew a pair and stepped up to fight us at GDZ (Mistake #2). What followed was over an hour of non-stop farming. Despite fighting at a "1-click teleport location" -> ANTI EOP LEADER BUYING RETURNS MID FIGHT BTW LMFAOOOOO

Not much to say about what happened today. Three different clans tried to have hider events today and all three got shut down quickly. At this rate we'll be getting another message from their leaders begging for off again. Thanks for the staff you terrified pussies 😛.

Council squad @Stick@foxy@champagnepaki @Koshar@skeez

OWNAGE LOLLOL!

01/18/2026: After a brief intermission of dominating Eden DMM, EoP turned their attention back to 07 and dunked on the pure scene once more. Even with OFA, Pulse, Outlaws, and Terror all pulling 40+, EoP continued scoring touchdowns and intercepting everyone's +1s. (2x Hally, 2x Staff, 1x AGS) Even with today's losers being Unwanted, Legacy and RKO, LPC is still looking healthy with the Eruption of Pures making sure the pure scene stays clean. Make sure to PM @Roofis or @Theo to spy or if you just want someone to talk to. '

01/04/2026: On this glorious Sunday, the Eruption of Pures pulled 107 shooters deep to celebrate the first Sunday trip of 2026. Trump captured Maduro, Nvidia market cap surpassed Canada's GDP, and EoP put belt2ass on 100 Pulse zoggies on their 50th Anniversary. As we patiently waited for Pulse to finish their nooby speech, we Pillaged and Plundered their entire clan immediately upon login. After the first clear, and 15 of their members rage quitting, they held a regroup at Varrock Ditch, where they squatted for the remainder of the trip. After many beggings from Jesse, and no clan coming to help Pulse, EoP swept in and farmed the fuck out of them at ditch until they broke. Important to note, and embarrassing to mention, Unwanted, PoT, and LY all cancelled their first Sunday trip of 2026.

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tanner strikes again

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welcome brother

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i eat PUSSY LIPS

U got cancer

muy fking facil

u black schizo nigger

Roofis is the way to go he assist all new people in this clan . Got kayak sorted out quick now hes applicant 🙂 gl!

LEAVING… IT TO EOP TO BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA THESE PUSSIES IN BROAD DAYLIGHT NIGA!!!!! Seriously, good shit today. Afterparty at my California penthouse 34th floor, 300 bitches included. #PirateGangNiga

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Quickly massed up 130 of the boys to take on what we thought would be the clan world. Going into the fight we knew it would be nothing less than easy, what we did not expect was for it to be this easy, and that the only clan that would have the balls to even show up was UWU. Throughout the week, after crashing every single alliance PKRI the PMs began to trickle in from disgruntled leaders, after having no help and realising that Flower and Malo are simply cosplayers who are not about it, by the time Sunday came around three clans had already left the alliance. The fight began at GDZ, starting OP count: EOP: 228 Unwanted: 40 (80 in total in their open cc lmfao) Throughout the whole 'fight' it was nothing less than a farm fest, uwu got one hit on repeat for 1hour before ending. During this Venom attempted hider fights which we crashed and ended on pures whilst remaining at gdz the whole time on alts. I'd like to give a huge shoutout to Malo, for not even deciding to show up despite bringing all of these clans together - You might be the biggest cosplayer in the entire scene.

A very easy trip. Weird decision for so many pure clans to team together to rag us on zerks (just to pull an average of 15 each). You reap what you sow lilguys

If he keeps his mic muted he’s fine by me. But let’s see the gym program I may change my vote.

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siege @DULL outrage @Jamz outrage @Sauce

we just openly glazing now?