Avast ye, landlubber!
Ye've been dragged aboard our ship o' scurvy dogs, and ye'll be expected to earn yer keep!
Our first mates @Koshar, @Theoand @Mike be the ones ye'll be answerin' to, so don't ye be thinkin' about crossin' them! They'll teach ye the ways o' the sea... or send ye to Davy Jones' locker!
Ye'll be expected to fight, to plunder, and to obey the captain's orders without question! So hoist the colors, matey, and get ready for a life o' pillage and glory!